[JRawlinson]

There's always one in every thread.

[matrixixix]

This is probably the funniest thread I've ever seen on this forum. What a weird thing.

[ifonline]

I have to agree (and I'm the OP) that this was a strange thread. I really thought that the phone wasn't broken, but luckily me and my dry hands can continue to use the 9700.